Meet the cast
As the urban dictionary attests, the Tennessee Top Hat is a long underrated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity. He's confident, he's awake, he knows the world and how to tame it. He's sure that his countless hours training with video tutorials will bear fruit when the zombie apocalypse finally comes, or when the government decides that chemtrails are not enough to rob us of our freedom.
A high functioning psychopath that never forgets everyone's birthday and always offers her homemade cookies with a motherly smile. She never misses her Thursday's session at the firing range and worriedly advocates that the safest option when an animal crosses your path in the road is to run it through. The hints are there, but no one seems to notice.
He's better than you, and never loses an opportunity to remind you. He knows that all the good things that ever happened to him, or around him, or to others for that matter, are thanks to his keen intelligence and instincts. Shit gets loose around him all the time, of course, but that's only because he's deemed to be surrounded by incompetents and morons.
She's the one that keeps the machine running smoothly, but few acknowledge it and less care about it. She's underappreciated, overqualified and paternalized. But deep inside, she rejoices in knowing that she's indispensable, and sometimes wonders if she's not actually afraid of being anything else than a big fish in a small pond.